We have a new employee at my company. Today was only her second day, but already she is annoying holy hell out of me. My eye started twitching after a few conversations with her–never a good sign. And the worst thing isn’t just that I don’t like her: it’s the effect she has on everyone else. See, no one else can stand her, either. And she’s not just one of those people you can dislike and then ignore; no, she’s like a pyschic vampire, sucking all the happiness and tranquillity RIGHT FROM YOUR SOUL. So now everyone’s in a foul mood, and we’ve all been running around biting each other’s heads off, and it’s all because of this woman.